Momfinitions

As moms, sometimes we come up with unusual or made up names to call different things. These would be “Momfinitions”.  Usually these words are funny, and sometimes only those in your family or close to you will understand what your talking about. Although as a mom, sometimes other moms can also pick up on these words, because it is like a new language that us moms can understand.

Here are some I came up with:

“Sticky Finger Larry” – (N.) (Stick-ee Fin-ger Larry) This is what I say when my kids are getting into anything and everything and making huge messes around the house. Dont ask me why I say Larry, it is just something funny I always say.

“Mamarattzi” – (N.) (mama- rot-zi)  The name my kids gave to me because I am always taking pictures of them, especially now with having a blog. Instead of paparatzzi, they say, “Oh no, here comes the mamarattzi!” , LOL

“Son of a mothers goat” – (adj.) I always say this instead of swearing, especially when I am hurt, burn myself getting something out of the stove, or stub my toe running after a child.

“Sugar Nutts” – (adj.) another word I say instead of swearing. Used when something burns in the oven, something overfills or spills.

“tippy too man” – (n.) the little man I make walk by using my pointer and middle finger. He is great at distracting kids when they are hurt, or overly tired. Used as, “The tippy too man is gonna get ya”. Children automatically smile with glee forgetting about pain, teasing, or that they are being put into their bed.

To see some more Momfinitions that other moms came up with go to : the Momfinitions article on ParentsConnect.com I would love to hear some of your Momfinitions. Please do share in a comment on this post.

Thanks,

The Plus Size Mommy